Because the 1st is Sunday, and I am hoping to be somewhere in the vicinity of Clapham with a drink in the sun, and I’m meant to be watching rugby at Wembley tomorrow, today is the day for the April Manifesto. Brought to you from my jolly diary.

Treat everyday like a special occasion and every person like a V.I.P (including of course, your very good self)

Make the bed everyday (well, maybe every other)

Keep the TV off

Keep your party threads on

Knit (or Doodle)

Take it all in your stride

Change the world (even just a little bit)

Pump the volume

Grab life by the round things

and always try to look on the brightside.

Think I’ll try the first two first! Watch out for April 5th, ‘pretend to be a secret agent day’ and April 19th ‘practice your evil laugh day (pick room with echoey acoustics’.